#50: Try Hawaiian (Pineapple) Pizza.

Yuuuuum.... or Yuuuuuck?!

#50: Try Hawaiian (Pineapple) Pizza.

I did not require myself to put the ham on the pizza as well as with whatever condition I have, my body seems not to process salty foods very well and ham has not gone down quite right the past few times I've tried it. (It's come back up just fine though =P)

Well, a couple factors played into this. First, the pizza was not professionally made; rather, it was made by me and was looooaded with cheese, which looking back couldn't possibly have helped the pineapple taste better. Secondly, we used rings, not chunks of pineapple, so the juices spread more and it infected the whole pizza like it was infected with necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating bacteria... impressed with the terminology? Thank you, Wikipedia!) Now that the disclaimers are out of the way...

Let me start by saying I have always said that hate is too strong a word to use. Okay, that being said...

I hated it.

Haha! I really don't know why. I like pizza and all of the ingredients (cheese, sauce, pepperoni, olives, etc.) I like pineapple. Why did I not enjoy pineapple ON my pizza. Well here's an analogy... I like ice cream. I like mac and cheese. I would NEVER eat the two together. Or... I like the show The Big Bang Theory. I also like Morgan Freeman. Would I like it if in the middle of an episode of TBBT, Morgan Freeman began narrating with his booming godlike voice? Probably not. (Although, honestly, can't you just hear the choir of "Bazinga"s?)

Again, hate's probably too strong. I very very much disliked the presence of a juicy tropical fruit on my fatty Italian delicacy. That said, I'm glad I put it on the list because so many people do enjoy it so I wanted to see what the hype was all about. THAT said, will I ever try it again?

Answer that question by answering this question. Is Morgan Freeman a mere mortal, just like the rest of us?

[Hint: the answer is no. He has some supernatural abilities, and the pizza was just plain nasty. No, thank you very much.)